Kicking Horse Kick Ass and Smart Ass Bundle Gift Set Review

A dark and a medium together, and the only way to buy Smart Ass on Amazon

A two-bag Kicking Horse bundle pairing Kick Ass dark roast whole bean with Smart Ass medium roast ground, Certified Organic, Fairtrade, Kosher and Shade Grown.

Spec-led review. Built from the manufacturer’s published specification and price rather than hands-on testing. Figures we could not find stated are left blank instead of estimated. Updated when we get one in.

Where you can buy itUS confirmed

Confirmed on Amazon US, which is where this link points. Availability in other Amazon stores has not been checked, and a regional store may substitute a different product.

Our rating
4.6/ 10
Below average
4 of 5 scored, out of 69.4 points · 30.6 not judgeable from specs

How we rate gift sets — what each criterion measures, and what we cannot.

Variety & How Well It Introduces the Range4.0 / 10
worth 26 of 69.4 · well evidenced
how we got 4.0

what this measures, and what we cannot

What it was scored onScored from the specs the maker publishes. 80% published.
Bags in the set21.5 / 4.0
Origins representednot in our data0.25 / 0.5
Spans more than one roastnot in our data0.25 / 0.5
Pieces in the setnot applicable
People it servesnot applicable

The rows that apply here are worth 5.0 between them and this one took 2.0, which is 4.0 out of 10. That 0–10 result is what the criterion's 26 of 69.4 points are then scaled by.

The 1.0 points we could not find a figure for are scored at the middle of the scale rather than as a zero, which awards 0.5 of them: the greyed figures above. We will not guess a specification and we will not mark the product down for our own missing research.

Value Against Buying the Bags Separately5.0 / 10
worth 22 of 69.4 · thinly evidenced
how we got 5.0

what this measures, and what we cannot

What it was scored onScored from the specs the maker publishes. 0% published.
Comparison against separate bagsnot in our data2.0 / 4.0
Price per kilonot in our data2.0 / 4.0
Repeatable as a subscriptionnot in our data1.0 / 2.0

The rows that apply here are worth 10.0 between them and this one took 5.0, which is 5.0 out of 10. That 0–10 result is what the criterion's 22 of 69.4 points are then scaled by.

The 10.0 points we could not find a figure for are scored at the middle of the scale rather than as a zero, which awards 5.0 of them: the greyed figures above. We will not guess a specification and we will not mark the product down for our own missing research.

Quality of the Coffees Inside
20 pts · not scored from specs
why there is no number here

what this measures, and what we cannot

needs a judgement that no published spec stands in for. Its 20 points are taken out of the total rather than scored as a zero, so the overall rating is out of what we could check. This neither helps nor hurts the product.

Presentation & Gift Readiness5.0 / 10
worth 14.4 of 69.4 · 3.6 unpublished · thinly evidenced
how we got 5.0

what this measures, and what we cannot

What it was scored onScored from the specs the maker publishes. 0% published.
Arrives in a gift boxnot in our data3.0 / 6.0
Message can be includednot applicable
Outer packagingnot in our data1.0 / 2.0

The rows that apply here are worth 8.0 between them and this one took 4.0, which is 5.0 out of 10. That 0–10 result is what the criterion's 14.4 of 69.4 points are then scaled by.

The 8.0 points we could not find a figure for are scored at the middle of the scale rather than as a zero, which awards 4.0 of them: the greyed figures above. We will not guess a specification and we will not mark the product down for our own missing research.

Freshness & Roast Date Transparency (roast date printed only)5.0 / 10
worth 7 of 69.4 · 7 unpublished · thinly evidenced
how we got 5.0

what this measures, and what we cannot

What it was scored onScored from the specs the maker publishes. 0% published.
Roast date printednot in our data2.5 / 5.0
Ships after roastnot applicable
One-way valvenot applicable

The rows that apply here are worth 5.0 between them and this one took 2.5, which is 5.0 out of 10. That 0–10 result is what the criterion's 7 of 69.4 points are then scaled by.

The 5.0 points we could not find a figure for are scored at the middle of the scale rather than as a zero, which awards 2.5 of them: the greyed figures above. We will not guess a specification and we will not mark the product down for our own missing research.

How Kicking Horse Kick Ass and Smart Ass Bundle tastes

The roaster’s own notes, in the order they list them. Roasters lead with what they want tasted first, so the bars follow that order rather than any score of ours.

  • Chocolate Malt
  • Molasses
  • Licorice
  • Sugar Cane
  • Milk Chocolate
The verdict

A two-bag Kicking Horse bundle pairing Kick Ass dark roast whole bean with Smart Ass medium roast ground, Certified Organic, Fairtrade, Kosher and Shade Grown.

Pros

  • One dark and one medium, so it is a genuine contrast rather than two of the same
  • Certified Organic, Fairtrade, Kosher and Shade Grown, all four stated on this listing
  • Full published notes for both: chocolate malt, molasses and licorice against tart red currant
  • One whole bean and one ground, which covers two ways of making it

Cons

  • Mixed formats mean one bag suits a grinder owner and the other does not
  • No bag weights are published for the set
  • No price is published for it here

What is in the Kick Ass and Smart Ass bundle?

One dark, one medium, one whole bean, one ground, and it is the only way to get Smart Ass here.

Kicking Horse publishes Kick Ass dark roast whole bean with tasting notes of chocolate malt, molasses, licorice and an earthy finish, and Smart Ass medium roast ground with notes of tart red currant, sugar cane and milk chocolate. Both are 100% arabica, Certified Organic, Fairtrade, Kosher and Shade Grown, roasted in the Rocky Mountains in Canada.

Smart Ass has no page of its own, and this is why

It is not sold as a single bag on Amazon US.

Searching for it returns a case of six with nine reviews, or bundles like this one. There is no clean single listing to review, which is why the other five Kicking Horse coffees have their own pages here and Smart Ass does not.

Its published notes are worth having anyway: tart red currant, sugar cane and milk chocolate. Red currant is a sharp, tart berry acidity, which makes Smart Ass the brightest coffee the roaster publishes, brighter than Three Sisters and considerably brighter than anything in the dark range.

The fourth certification appears here and not on the single bags

Shade Grown is published on this bundle. The individual bags list three certifications, not four.

Shade grown means coffee cultivated under a tree canopy rather than in cleared full sun. It matters because sun-grown coffee yields more and ripens faster, and clearing the canopy to achieve that is a major driver of habitat loss in coffee regions. Shade grown coffee also ripens more slowly, which is generally held to develop more sugar.

It is recorded here, on the listing that states it, and deliberately not added to the single-bag pages. A claim on one listing is not evidence about a different product, even from the same roaster, and quietly propagating it would be inventing a credential.

One whole bean and one ground is an odd pairing that works

It looks like an oversight and it is arguably the better arrangement.

The dark roast is the one you would grind for espresso or a press, where freshness and grind control matter most. The medium comes ground and ready for a drip machine.

Whether that was designed or is just what was in stock, it means a household with a grinder and a filter machine is covered for both, and somebody with neither still has one usable bag.

Is the bundle worth it?

Worth it mainly as the only route to Smart Ass.

If you want to try the roaster's brightest coffee, this is the practical way to do it, and Kick Ass alongside it is the range's best known bag.

Against that: it carries 18 reviews, there is no gift packaging or message option published, and no price comparison against buying separately. Kicking Horse publishes no origin country, farm, altitude, varietal, processing method or roast date here, and no bag weights on this listing either.

Who should buy it (and who should not)

Buy it for the Smart Ass, and take the Kick Ass as the known quantity.

It suits somebody who already likes the roaster and wants the one coffee they cannot otherwise buy, and a household running both a grinder and a filter machine.

Do not buy it as a present, since nothing is packaged as one. Do not buy it if you want two of the same format. And if you only want Kick Ass, the single bag is cheaper.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can you buy Smart Ass on its own?

Not cleanly on Amazon US. It appears as a case of six or inside bundles like this one, which is why it has no page of its own here.

What does Smart Ass taste like?

Tart red currant, sugar cane and milk chocolate, per the maker. It is the brightest coffee in the range.

What is shade grown?

Coffee grown under a tree canopy rather than in cleared full sun. It yields less and ripens more slowly, and it avoids the habitat clearance that sun-grown coffee drives.

Why is one bag ground and one whole?

Kick Ass comes whole bean and Smart Ass ground. It suits a household with both a grinder and a filter machine.

Is it a gift set?

No gift packaging or message option is published. It is two bags.

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More on gift sets

Background reading that puts this review in context.

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  • How to Buy Coffee as a Gift Without Knowing Their Taste

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